PvWvC II

Guess who got all up in our loftpieces again this week. CYNTHIA, bitches! Cynthia visiting Billywick means many things (big sloppy dinners, half asleep movie watching, towels everywhere) but honestly, it's still all about gorgeous pictures of me and Woods.

I don't have any pictures of her so here's a list of reasons why Cynthia knocks me and Woody out like a 7-10 split:

1.) She can layer on 6 shades of blue.
2.) She supposedly can cook Chinese food.
3.) She makes our bathroom smell good.
4.) The Hills.
5.) Bootlegs.
6.) She documents everything including herself documenting herself (in a mirror).
7.) She has 9 blogs.
8.) She has 10 blogs.
9.) This is one of them.

Hey, I found a picture of her.

*Sidenote. The couple making out thought I took a picture of them and the guy slowly rotated all "Dude." Sorry I interrupted French Class, lovers! Look at Cynthia.